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your_god_209
Name: Hazanko
Age: Unknown
Gender: Male
Love: Tee
Dominus illuminatio mea. e pluribus unum esto perpetue exceptio probat regulam. fama semper vivat flamma fumo est proxima fortes fortuna adiuvat. Gloria in Excelsis Deo. honor virutis preamium ignorantia legis neminem excusat.
-Bands-
Queen
Talking Heads
ELO
Etc
-Movies-
V For Vendetta
-Anime-
Rurouni Kenshin, Full Metal Alchemist, etc.
-Games-
Halo, FIFA, Super Smash Brothers
None
Uchita Sasuke-kun, Shinobi of the village of the Leaf. He is the last of his clan,
inheritor of the shiringun eye and almost boundless power. But that power has a
price. He is sworn to kill the man who slaughtered his entire clan... his own
brother. Yet there is darkness in walking the path of revenge... and for this young
man with far too many cared on his shoulders solitude is the only path. Darkness
consumes him, and many wonder if he has lost his way beyond all hope.
Is this not one of the single most sexy Sasuke pictures ever? *sighs like a fan girl*
This layout is dedicated to one of my all time favorite manga: Naruto and one of my
favorite characters in all of anime. Brooding, sexy, and the tragic antihero, who has
not wondered from time to time if this is all that there is? Sometimes we become so
lost in our own personal darkness, in the path that we feel is the only way, that we
forget those around us... those who might care about us and love us despite it all.
The alonness becomes all that we know, and we even forget how to let people be our
friend. Is there a way back? I often wonder...
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Aug 30th // 2006 @ 6:50pm] |
So, i approve of this whole college thing. It is grand.
Hooray for late nights and fun times.
Hooray short, concise, and sparce classes.
Hooray for days of no class.
Hooray for a class comprised entirely of listening to music.
Hooray college.
New userpic is manly.
Virile.
Scrumptious.
Oh yes, I am the scrumptious one.
LABOR DAY!!!
HAH
EVERYONE CALL ME N WE'LL DO SHIT.
Yep.
Shit.
RANT TIME:
In the University, a beard resembling pubic hair is apparently a cherished feature, brandished by all those capable of harboring them as a testament to their virility. The unkempt facial shrubbery, worn as a badge of post-pubescent honor, is not so much a symbol of rank as it is a firm assurance to the rest of the world, that he is man, and neither he nor his man-face shall tolerate any slight carelessly directed towards them. YET, despite that these men seem to disregard even the fundemantal basics of facial hygene (food particles trapped in stray whiskers, etc.), they seem to not only attract the opposite sex, but prime specimines thereof. Is this mass of facial growth an aphrodisiac of some kind? Does it enhance the pleasure of a kiss? Of a rub against the neck? Perhaps it amplifies the pleasure of fellatio. Or is the demi-secretive impass of the beard is alluring to females? I do not pretend to know. However, this phenomenon begs further study, and I intend to have developed an answer to this troublesome question by the end of the semester.
Carry on.
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Aug 19th // 2006 @ 12:32pm] |
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Never see what you want to see,
Forever playing the gallery.
Take the long way home.
Take the long way home.
THOUGH it would be invariably more appropriate to quote Fastball, whose concert i plan to attend tonight at 8pm.
Good times will be had.
Have fun in college all you humans departing.
Eat, sleep, study, drink, party, fuck, use prophylactics [unless you dont want to], and steer clear of venerial diseases. Except Roman. You can have the clap.
END.
"And it breaks my heart to look around and see the unimpressed, who can't believe the Emporer is dressed."
-Fastball "Warm Fuzzy Feeling"
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Aug 14th // 2006 @ 5:31pm] |
OH, God-damn bat-man i am.
Goddamm batman i am, i am.
I was the jesus christ before,
but ive decided to be a man whore,
and the greatest one was the batman,
so goddamm bat-man i am.
so everyone's sobby, cause peoples is leavin...
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...GOOD RIDDANCE WANKSTAINS!!!
move on with your lives. it's good for you.
BESIDES, you'll see ALL of these people again.
LORD...
*sigh*
and theresa's all pissed off at the world, and i'm pretty fed up with it. she wrings herself afroth and takes it out on me. and that sucks.
so im going to eat, and spend the night in a way that will NOT piss me off any further.
...and goddamm batman i am.
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Aug 10th // 2006 @ 1:48am] |
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Jul 26th // 2006 @ 6:00pm] |
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Jul 8th // 2006 @ 4:16pm] |
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So yeah. wassap?
im housesitting for theresa all week till saturday, so thats cool.
errm. yeah, germany lost, but italy will kick france's faggoty ass, so life will resume.
and i hafta go now.
so all the jazz doth play.
higgldy-piggldy
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Jul 3rd // 2006 @ 5:16pm] |
Who gives a shit about america?
DEUTSCHLAND PLAYS TOMORROW!!!
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Jun 26th // 2006 @ 3:58pm] |
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people are all too stupid to think they can escape my vituperousness.
"its a good thing tyler doesn't notice!"
WRONG
heheh.
I dont know what is more amusing, the impending death, or the knowlege of another's ignorance.
tee wants me to wait a few weeks... BUT... oh, what can i say? I have no self control.
It goes down tonight gents.
Let the bloodbath begin.
"But a slip turns to terror and a crush to light,
As you walk in, you throw up, maybe its the fright."
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Jun 16th // 2006 @ 4:04pm] |
apparently im going to J mall today.
i dont know where j mall is other than outer loop.
please help me.
and does ne1 have romans cell phone #?
if so, send my way.
"power rangers was some wack shit!"-i love the 90's
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Jun 14th // 2006 @ 3:51pm] |
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Und dass sprach Zarathustra.
Der Deutschen Fussball Mannschaft hast den Polisch geschlagt heute beim ein 1-0 spiel. Hans Odonkor hat ein goal gemacht mit nur 1:36 jeden Zeit.
Deutschland hast jeden 6 punkten gegebt, und its officializate in dem 16 Mannschaft Welt Meisterschaft Spielen.
Jawuhl, 'Deutschalnd, deutschland, Uberalles etc...'
(This message brought to you by Tee's new dell XPS something or other tank-ass labtop of inconcievable glory. She's really excited about it. Almost as excited as i am about the world cup. almost.)
YAY WORLD CUP 2006!!!
DEUTSCHLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tee: Its a Dell XPS M170 with a 2 GB hard drive with only 80 mb of RAM! It's a machine!!!!!!!
Technical mumbo-jumbo...
It's like Vietnamese to me.
For the computer illiterate:
Its big and shiny and it lights up blue all around it. It's pretty, and has little to do with rams, goats, swine, or other farm animals.
But the world cup is better.
AND THATS A FACT.
"Deustchland, Deutschland, Uberalles. Uberalles in der Welt..."-Der Deutschen Bundeslied
Oh, lol, got new car too.
Red 1995 Dodge Neon. 4-door, moon-roof, manual windows (thank god), needs new radio. NICE TIRES/RIMS. In need of spoiler/tinting.
This just illustrates that soccer is, indeed, more important than anything.
YAY!!!!
RECAP:
6/9 GERMANY-4 COSTA RICA-2
6/14 GERMANY-1 POLAND - 0 (Poland has never beaten Germany in soccer. EVER. 85 years. SUCK THE BLITZKRIEG!!!)
6/13 USA-0 CZECHOSLOVAKIA-3 (HAH)
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Jun 5th // 2006 @ 4:17pm] |
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ok, so damn you all etc. etc.
i have a new job washing windows and, suprisingly, it is GREAT!
If I kick ass, i can make $200 PER DAY
PER DAY
$200
doing routework etc is tough in the heat, but its usually on to the next job in the air-conditioned car before it gets too bad. its not cool if one fears heights as well, but i dont, so it works.
tiring? not terribly
time consuming? nights free after 4:30-5 and no weekends or holidays
straining? not even for a girlie-man like myself
pay well? SHIT YES
softball is a gay sport.
im going out and about with tee tonight with good times and such, and then matt, dan, and i (and etc.) will try to ascertain how on earth we can gather without access to the deanwelsh's house. hmmm.
volunteer?
How do you tell if a dolphin wants to mate with you?
More on this tangent and more at 11.
This is Tyler Prather,
"Go fuck yourselves San Diego!"-Anchorman
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May 25th // 2006 @ 12:23pm] |
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This is my first post as a free man. My first post no longer from the flaccid mind of a subservient wretch, but from the blazing fingertips of an emancipated vitriol.
Harken not to these days of Saint X siram coalter, because they laugh at thee and your pithy, heart-rending speech about all of the plasticine, commercialized goodness of my recent alma-mater.
Let the summer commence forth then, with ambitions a-floating.
The time has come, the Tyler said,
And Tyler's always right.
For Tyler holds the helm again,
No more Saint Xavier night.
"Diddly dun dem doo."-love it live
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May 19th // 2006 @ 5:01pm] |
people are stressing out about graduation.
this is ridiculous.
if you intend to be stressed about such profound goodness, I intend to make known that I will swiftly ream my foot into your genetalia at the speed of light. As your reproductive organs dissolve upon impact, the thunderous noise of breaking the light barrier will strike you deaf, blind, dumb, and unable to smell and feel. You will live your life as a vegetable, unable to do anything at all except lament your decision to stress out about prom.
feel the burn gents.
oh, it strikes a fire within my loins every time i think about it.
graduation approaches.
the scholastic bastille breaks forth, releasing this hapless soul upon the world.
fear me.
the end is nigh.
rejoice.
"i made cole slaw. 'it's made out of people!!' just kidding..."-FG
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May 16th // 2006 @ 11:00pm] |
"do you think that we're lala?"
"nonsense, we're flamingoes, and that's enough."
amen.
what a beautiful show
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oh no! it looks like you're all harlots!
damn...
HAH!
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May 10th // 2006 @ 7:54am] |
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only communism can provide us with naked female soldiers to tempt the enemies lust for wartime fornication. this leud paradox of war is certain to not only give sun tsu his final, dismembering anal prolapse, but is garunteed to win the war in question by virtue of the sheer grandeur of the slavic teat. The cossacks march with breasts jigging this day. behold the nipples of the red army.
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May 10th // 2006 @ 7:42am] |
I think that's it. If not, forgive me and do a search :P
Here's something for you random amusment.
If I were a month, I would be: July
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Thursday
If I were a time of day, I would be: 7pm
If I were a planet, I would be: Mercury (gets no love)
If I were a sea animal, I would be: a box jellyfish
If I were a direction, I would be: south
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: an ottoman. oh yes. an ottoman turk.
If I were a sin, I would be: I LUST FOR A LIFE OF EXCESS!
If I were a historical figure I would be: duh? Peter the Great
If I were a liquid, I would be: napalm
If I were a stone, I would be: topaz
If I were a tree, I would be: ecacia
If I were a bird, I would be: a fucking cassowary
If I were a tool, I would be: a bandsaw
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a pitcher plant
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a gale of epic proportions complete with erratic lightning, high winds, tornadoes, and a meteorological erection
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a sphinx
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a pianI
If I were an animal, I would be: chupapcabra
If I were a colour, I would be: GOOOOOOOLLLLLLDDDDDDD
If I were an emotion, I would be: malice
If I were a vegetable, I would be: rutabega
If I were a month, I would be: October
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Friday
If I were a time of day, I would be: 4 pm
If I were a planet, I would be: Earth
If I were a sea animal, I would be: a Turtle
If I were a direction, I would be: East
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: A bed
If I were a sin, I would be: Lust/Anger
If I were a historical figure I would be: Beethoven
If I were a liquid, I would be: Mercury
If I were a stone, I would be: Emrald
If I were a tree, I would be: Willow
If I were a bird, I would be: a mocking bird
If I were a tool, I would be: a hammer
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: bamboo
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: light thunderstorm that lasts all day
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: an elf
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a piano
If I were an animal, I would be: A sheep dog
If I were a colour, I would be: deep red
If I were an emotion, I would be: thoughtful
If I were a vegetable, I would be: corn
If I were a sound, I would be: the sound a fetus would make being jettisoned into a wall at the speed of light
If I were an element, I would be: electricity
If I were a car, I would be: 1969 corvette mako shark
If I were a song, I would be: Eric the Half-a-be
If I were a movie, I would be: V for Vagina
If I were a book, I would be written by: Me
If I were a food, I would be: a taquito
If I were a place, I would be: a tar pit
If I were a taste, I would be: spumoni
If I were a scent, I would be: A HEINOUS FART
If I were a religion, I would be: a zoroastrian
If I were a word, I would be: lumbar puncture
If I were a body part, I would be: a scrotum
If I were a facial expression, I would be: grimace
If I were a subject in school, I would be: englsih
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: captain hook. ergo shizznite.
If I were a shape, I would be: an icosahedron
If I were a number, I would be: 982,421,633.617266384002784627516^2
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: a thong. this would please the gods.
If I were a piece of jewellery, I would be a: a piercing of the tongue, where i could be obtuse and unwieldly
If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: vindictive harlot who creates mundane wastes of time like this thingy
;'kijjhn...com
only communism can provide us with naked female soldiers to tempt the enemies lust for wartime fornication. this leud paradox of war is certain to not only give sun tsu his final anal prolapse, but is garunteed to win the war in question by virtue of the sheer grandeur of the slavic teat. The cossacks march with breasts jigging this day. behold the nipple.
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